Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Ah........ a place to relax

Yup this place is called home. Not technically home as in home in Malaysia(nor Alor Star for this matter), it's home here in Earlsdon in the middle of a sucky country. Oh sometimes, I wonder why we call this the developed world. Maybe in economic terms, it's the GDP that matters. I mean darn it, how can you call a country where no new houses have been built for the past wat 50 years a developed country? PLEASE GIVE ME A BREAK. SHEESH!!! Like William's dad says, UK hasn't changed for the past 50 years and it's not gonna change in the next 50 years either. Sheesh, for somebody's sake, at least at least........ make the pound go down LOL. It's killing us overseas students here. SHEESH SHEESH.

Argh...........finally a place to whine. Anyway how did i ever end up cursing this country? I'm supposed to be relax......argh.........and the yellow light in the room sux. SHEESH.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

there's nothing like an ulcer and cough when your tail-bone hurts

YES ITS TRUE. I HAVE PAIN UP MY ASS. not inside though.. just.. right above my butthole and it could very well be my bloody tail bone. damnit. been taking pain killers for the past few days and no improvement.. might have to go for bloody CT scan.

so how's everything? quah's licsense got suspended and i'm not there for him to whack. william's sister got herself a lovely i-pod which i'm sure william will be tempted to steal and use it to impress UOL friends..

where's thean? bon? havent heard from those fuckers.

and FUCK MAN UTD. wanna beat liverpool, beat lah!! dont go hurting Gerrard just because you cant have him. splash your worthless money all over an over-rated player like Rooney lah!! GREAT! super dumbasses... brains-in-backside....

Monday, September 13, 2004

Once upon a time in tiny Penang island...........

................there was this guy named Quah. He was a tourist there, like every other pretty tourists from different country who come to visit Penang island. But there's a significant difference between Quah and them, they came to see, Quah went to eat. Oh yes, unlike other tourists, Quah knows where to find the good food. You see, Quah came from this tiny little town in a very Northern state called Alor Star. And it so happens that people up north have only two options when they want to shop. They either proceed to a more northern city through the Thai gates (where u probably and most likely bribe your way through the customs) called Haadyai or retrieve south to Penang island. Trust me there's nothing in Sungai Petani on the way other than clay-pot rice and a Tesco. Haadyai is a heaven, but this story is about Penang so let's save Haadyai for some other time.

As told by Quah's stupid friend William, Quah took up Tiah's stupid advice and called his posse to go on a road trip to Penang. Then, signs that something bad was going to happen on the eve of them leaving for Penang. The car accelerator pedal got jammed when Quah was on his way back home from his friend's house with his posse in Alor Star. He had to stomp on the brakes so that the car doesn't bang into another car. Mind you it's a BMW 3.28i so you guess the acceleration with the pedal on full. He swerved the car to the side of the road and immediately switched off the engine before bending over to pull the pedal up. Phew.............STRIKE 1

On the 2nd night, when Quah and his posse were doing their routine trip to checkout the clubbing areas in search of chiobus, they were stopped by police. At first, the police said something was wrong with the road tax label and the expiry year wasn't clear. Then he proceed with asking for Quah's driving license. By then another police came over with a torch to check the road tax label, its still legal, Boo to the 1st police. Clearly, he wanted to find a fault, but being good citizens, Quah and his posse even showed him their ICs when asked. Phew.............STRIKE 2

Quah and his posse woke up at around 2 on the 3rd day, as usual. That was to be their last day in Penang. How can a trip to Penang be complete without eating laksa in Penang? So they got into the car and drove to Ayer Hitam(Near Penang Hill and Pagoda) for laksa. It was around 3pm when they got to Ayer Hitam. As usual, when Quah's hungry and he knows that parking was hard to find, he tried to park at the 1st empty spot upon entering Ayer Hitam. Luck wasn't on his side when suddenly as he was turning, a motorcycle banged into him. "The motorcyclist spinned twice in the air and landed across the drain before banging into some steps," Quah said after the incident. He stopped his car, went down and told one of his friend to call the ambulance. Quah thought the guy was dead. Guess what? He wasn't, But his left foot was injured. OK so that was STRIKE 3, YOU'RE OUT. They brought that injured guy to the clinic and then Quah remembered that they were there for laksa.

"laksa sa pow, kak tow geng, ee eh laksa hoon tui ki lai siang ka sua eh," Quah told one of his posse. (3 packets of laksa, the corner shop, where the laksa noodle is piled up like a mountain) The shop was closed that day...................Strike 3 and you're FIRED!!!! fuck..........

That night they were eating in Kuala Perlis. Eating in 3 different states in a day, now how cool was that?

Back in Business

Alas, after a long vacation in a very northern part of Malaysia, I've returned to KL. And thus this blog has been revived(It still isn't dead is it?) Anyway it's 1/4 to 1 midnight and I'm not gonna give 2 shits about my broken english or watever that follows. Sure enough I have stories to tell and photos to share, and maybe a few advice for ANYBODY travelling to PENANG. Let's face it, it's just a screwed up island with nothing but girls who knows how to dress up, and stupid drivers, and TIAH, and a long bridge, and nice clubbing spots, and good food.............................

.................oh wait, so penang has lots of things, my bad.

Monday, August 23, 2004

my first posting...

GREAT lah... my first posting mou... officially declaring myself half gay... nvm lah... life is gay anyway.

but for some reason, i feel like a leech, clinging on to ah quah's private page. should i get my own blog? no... think i'll save myself the trouble of upkeeping a blog... besides i'm helping quah in a way by posting some stuff too, ya quah? yea fuck you too ahahahahahha (okok enough with the swear words)

so what shall i say? hmm.. i know.. for my first posting, i shall be a stupid singaporean guy because i think blogs are made gay by ppl like stupid singaporean guys who think by being sophisticated, they can get to screw naive singaporean pussies who thinks there're such things as sophisticated singaporean guys. Thank GOD for ppl like quah and william to make good use of blogs. what happened to the love of the WORLD?????

In today's world, the body and the mind are no more than one. Everything you do is out of love and if you're out of love, there's nothing you can do. Isn't it wonderful how life can bless you with ups and downs all the same? i think its wonderful. Sure the world can achieve peace but can we first achieve peace with ourselves? between i and i and you and you and he and he and she and she? The heart has four chambers for a reason: to love, to guide, to praise, to forgive. i think it's wonderful, don't you? The joy you get from doing good deeds is enough and with that joy, one couldn't ask for anything more; one couldn't ask for recognition, acknowledgement, or even rewards. If your heart still aches for people to understand the trouble you went through, then your deeds aren't truly good afterall. Dont you agree? if you don't then you're a big silly coconut! My soul has a gap that needs to be filled, my hand longs for a hero's hand to hold, my head begs for a shoulder to rest on, my heart aches for a bullet to puncture...

ok... so gimme my pussies.

*the script above is 100% original but i must admit that its not easy.. infact, for a shallow dickhole like me, i need to browse around for inspiration. bare in mind that the script above is only half as gay as the scripts i read in the past.

Sunday, August 22, 2004

Peace - A solution?

Well peace is obviously a better way to solve problems. That's the humane way. But the Taiwan issue is different.

Firstly, Taiwan is the only "country" not to accept the "One country, Two Government" policy proposed by China. In the past, Hong Kong and Macau are the 2 beneficiaries from this proposal. Mind you, they came out with this policy just targetting Taiwan. Of course, whether Taiwan belongs to China is a different debate.(which I strongly believe it does)

Secondly, the US isn't very helpful in easing the tension. In fact one might even suspect if US has other motives. It could benefit from the military equipments bought to fight the war if China were to invade. Well, as they said, money is the root of all evil.

Thirdly, China is definitely not taking back its words. They want Taiwan back, and by hook or by crook, they'll go for it.

Obviously, nobody wants any bloodshed. Consider the following.
Taiwan is willing to negotiate. (and likely to agree)
The US is going to act as the middlemen.
China get what it wants without military action.
All ends peacefully.
Then again, is this scenario likely?

Thanx to Adrian for that comment.
Honestly I love peace, and the economy can only grow during peace, seriously.

Saturday, August 21, 2004

5 Reasons why I think China hasn't Bomb Taiwan yet

5. China is waiting for US to end its war in Iraq so that the international community would focus on the Taiwan issue. Maybe this would put pressure on Taiwan so that it'll comply with China's request. Over my dead body will anybody pressure that dumbass Taiwanese president to comply. He can't even convince his people that he's capable for the job. If they haven't done it in the past, what makes anybody think that they'll do it in the future. That's 1 reason less, my fault.

4. China is waiting for the US election. Should the Bush administration not get re-elected, they might......... oh wait, different argument. China is just waiting FOR the election so the US military support to Taiwan is weakened. Weaken my ass. They might even push for Bush to get re-elected since he's the war mongel. But there's a small problem, he's that because of oil. Wait...... who cares anything about the US, if China say that they'll attack even if the US or the UN oppose(which they do), buzzz off US. My fault again, 3 reasons might just do it.

3. There's the Olympic Games and you know there's an international agreement that all hostilities has to stop when the games are going on. Wait, er......... then why did US bomb Najaf on the day of the opening ceremony? That's like telling you to be a vegetarian but you not only eat meat, you eat the meat after you killed the animal. Back to the Chinese issue, This reason does not apply so we have 2 reasons left.

2. Taiwan hasn't announce their independence yet. You damn sure they haven't, otherwise it'll not be there anymore. But then again China has stated that they factors affecting their action are "Mainland China's domestic situation, the US's attitude, and Taiwan's action, IN DECENDING ORDER" (quoted from here). Er, yea that says it all. Lastly.......

1. The main reason is of course as above, Mainland China's domestic situation. Ok so the pressure is on Hu Jin Tao. But there's something wrong here, you see, Hu Jin Tao is the current political chief in China, but the Chinese's military power still lies in the hand of Mr. Jiang Zemin. He is the Chairman of the Central Military Commission, and doesn't look like he's gonna let it go anytime soon. If there's somebody who can care less(just a bit less) about the Chinese economic situation, it's gonna be Jiang. Smart move Mr. Jiang, you my hero. Bottom line, I'm sorry Taiwan, nobody can help you now.

Comments are welcome. Hostilities are welcomed as well.

Thanks for letting me post on ur blog. As a token of appreciation, heres the panoramic picture that i did today. Damn jeng la u!!! haahahhahaa..... Posted by Hello

Friday, August 20, 2004

Clean already........petrol mou? Posted by Hello

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

The damage.........argh....... Posted by Hello

Spraying Criminals

My car got sprayed last night with 2 big $ signs. I can't think of any reason a person could commit such a crime? Maybe the culprit is in the car-spray business? But that's just too much a risk isn't it? Let's just hope that the police can close this case soon as i was told that there were around 29 such cases this week alone.
Can anybody believe that i slept from 3 this morning to 5 this evening? Of course i did wake up for lunch but other than that, today was really unproductive. Yay to Michael Phelps for winning 2 golds last night and to all those Malaysian badminton players, better luck next time.